Hail to the Moron

Blonde Tag – Q: How many blondes does it take to play tag?A: One.

The worse thing after an orgy – What’s worse than waking up in the morning…

Dirt Road – Some advice for guys: When the red river’s flowin’, take the dirt…

Contractor Booty Call… Mud Jacking – Come on, I’m tired of mud jacking alone.

Walks Into a Bar… Frugal Gorilla – A gorilla walks into a bar and says,…

Zombie Booty Call… Match – We’re the perfect match–you’re drop-dead gorgeous, and I recently dropped…