Grown Up Words – A teacher was teaching a class of five year olds and asked what they all did in the summer holidays. One boy said he got a ”choo-choo.” The teacher said, "Please use the proper grown-up word for what you have done. The word is train." Another boy said he got a ”bow-wow.” The teacher said please use the proper grown-up word for what you have done. The word is dog." Another boy said I got a ”Winnie the Shit.”
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