Green Lipstick

Cuz Penguins Drive Cars – It’s a really hot day and this penguin is having…

Hamburger Helper – What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? Quarter Pounder…

Turn to Stone – Two boys are playing by a stream when they spy a…

It’s Golden – What’s the best part of a blowjob? Ten minutes of silence!

Gourmet Booty Call… Meat – My meat is Grade A.

Brake Fluid Addiction – A mechanic noticed his co-worker drinking brake fluid at lunch."What are…