Green Lipstick

Pirate Booty Call… Hands – You’ll need both hands to hoist my main bow. Yar!

Cruel Joke – What did the blind, deaf, mute quadraplegic boy get for Christmas? Cancer!

Arctic Hooker – What is a hooker in Alaska called? A frostitute!

Blonde…Foreplay – What do blondes do for foreplay ? Remove their underwear.

The Confession – Joe enters the confessional and tells the priest that he has committed…

Sperm Donors Gross Income – Q: Why do they pay sperm donors? A: Because otherwise…