Grandpa Breaks Down Married Sex – The young fellow is about to marry and asks his grandfather how often a married couple should have sex.His grandfather tells him, "When you first get married, you want it all the time, maybe several times a day; later on, maybe once a week. As you get older, you have sex maybe once a month. When you get really old, you are lucky to have it once a year — maybe on your anniversary."The young fellow asks, "How about you and Grandma?"His grandfather replies, "Oh, we just have oral sex now. She goes into her bedroom and I go into my bedroom. She yells, ‘F**k you,’ and I holler back, ‘F**k you, too!’"
Thursday, November 21
Grandpa Breaks Down Married Sex
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