Grandma & Grandpa

Turtle Sexuality – What do you call a turtle with an erection? A slow poke!

Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Tie – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she sprays her…

Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Imaginary Friend – Yo’ Mama is so ugly, her imaginary…

Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Goodyear – Yo’ Mama is so fat, Goodyear wanted to…

Yo’ Mama Is So Poor… Bath – Yo’ Mama is so poor, when she went…

18-legged Fly Catcher – What has 18 legs and catches flies? A baseball team.