German Vasoline

The Muffler – A blonde got a dent in her car and took it in…

Rocks and Women – Q: What do rocks and women have in common?A: Men skip…

In the Family Closet – Just as mom walks though the door, little Jonny comes…

Jock Booty Call… Walk – If you make it to third base, I’ll go ahead…

Geek Booty Call… Visceral – Your appendages are more visceral than ten Dario Argento films.

Green Lipstick – Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick?A: Because red means stop.