Geriatric Acrobatics – Two old women were talking about their sex lives. Ethel was upset because her sex life had really died, while Mildred said her sex life was great.Mildred counseled Ethel, "When my Sammy is getting ready for bed, I get undressed, lie on the bed, and put both legs behind my head. When he sees me like that, he gets so excited, we have wild sex the rest of the night."Ethel said, "I’m going to try that tonight."While Ethel’s husband Harold was in the bathroom that night, she took off all her clothes. She struggled to get both legs behind her head. After accomplishing this great feat, Ethel fell backwards and couldn’t move.Harold came out of the bathroom with a shocked look on his face. "For God’s sake Ethel, comb your hair and put your teeth in. You look like an a**hole."
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