Geek Booty Call… Measurements

Classic Booty Call… Like – You know what I like about you? My arms.

Drooling Drummer – Q: How can you tell if the drummer’s platform is level?A: Drool…

Clinton, Bush and Washington… Sinking Ship – Bill Clinton, George W. Bush and George Washington…

Long & Hairless – Q: What is 200 feet long and has no pubic hair?A:…

Farting into the Great Beyond – Your fart’s so loud, astronauts in space mistook your…

Classic Booty Call… Cops – The cops must be after you, because it’s illegal to…