Gary Condit’s Pants

Six Shots of Jagermeister – A young man sits down at a bar and says,…

Blonde on Fire – A blonde’s house was on fire. She called 911 and started…

Mommy, Mommy! 2 – "Mommy, the kids all say we’re aliens from outer space. That’s…

Classic Booty Call… Cops – The cops must be after you, because it’s illegal to…

Jack’s First Time – Jack comes home from school with a great big smile on…

Period – Q: What is 6.9? A: 69 screwed up by a period.