Gary Condit’s Pants

Geek Booty Call… Worthy – You are worthy of assimilation.

Memory Fails – A 65-year-old woman gave birth to a baby boy. When she was…

Blonde Bank Robber – Q: How do you tell if a bank robber is blonde?…

South Park – Q: What county in Ireland hates "South Park?" A: Killkenny.

Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Dog Pound – Yo’ Mama is so ugly, she got…

Penis Re-assignment Surgery – One day this guy goes in to the doctor’s office to…