Four Worms and a Funeral – Four worms were placed into four separate jars. The first worm was put into a jar of alcohol. The second worm was put into a jar of cigarette smoke. The third worm was put into a jar of sperm. The fourth worm was put into a jar of soil. After one day: First worm – dead Second worm – dead. Third worm – dead. Fourth worm – alive. Lesson: As long as you drink, smoke and have sex, you won’t get worms!
