Football Team Lighters

Men’s English – "I’m hungry." = I’m hungry. "I’m sleepy." = I’m sleepy. "I’m tired." …

Half Bush – Bush’s mother prayed fervently that GW would grow up and be president.…

Sunday School Daze – Mary can’t stand Sunday school, but her brother William doesn’t have…

Mr. Macho – A typical macho man married typical good-looking woman and, after the wedding,…

San Fran Blondes – Why don’t blondes wear miniskirts in San Francisco? Because their balls…

Green, Four-Legged and Fishy – What’s green, has four legs and smells like fish? The…