Fish Eye

Yo Mama’s So Fat… VCR – Yo’ mama so fat, she uses a VCR as…

Lottery – A wife comes in and yells, ”Honey, pack your clothes! I just won…

Cow Abortion – Q: What do you call a cow that’s had an abortion?A: De-calf-i-nated.

Don’t Say It – Q: What’s one thing you don’t tell a vampire?A: Bite me.

3 blondes jump off a building … – Why did the 3 blondes jump off…

2 Hedgehogs in the Middle of the Road – Two hedgehogs are in the middle…