First Cut is the Deepest – Once upon a time, two little boys, Sammy and Tim, were sharing a room in the hospital. As they were getting to know each other a little bit, Sammy eventually asked Tim, "Hey, what’re you in for?" "I’m getting my tonsils out. I’m a little worried," said Tim. "Oh, don’t worry about it," Sammy said. "I had my tonsils out and it was a blast! I got to eat all the ice cream and Jell-O I wanted for two weeks!" "Oh yeah?” replied Tim. "That’s not half-bad. So, Sammy, how about you? What’re you here for?" "I’m getting a circumcision, whatever that is," Sammy answered. "Oh my god, circumcision? I got one of those when I was a baby and I couldn’t walk for two years!"
Friday, January 17
First Cut is the Deepest
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