Feet First – One day little Danny was in Sunday School, and the preacher asked what part of the body went to heaven first. Susie said your heart, ’cause you need it to love. Richie said your head, ’cause you need it to think. Little Danny raised his hand and the pastor called on him reluctantly. Danny said, "Your feet." Confused, the pastor asked why. Danny replied, "I was walking past my mom’s room last night and she had her feet in the air and then she screamed, "Oh God, I’m coming!"
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