Exterminator Booty Call… Termites

Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Radar – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she shows up…

Quickie – Q: What do you call a one-man quickie? A: A yankee.

Hillbilly Newlyweds – A newly married hillbilly couple decided they wanted children, but didn’t know…

Apple and Worm – Q: What did the apple say to the worm?A: You’re boring…

Rabbi and Duck – A duck walks into a bar with a rabbi on his…

Booger Wooger – What’s the difference between boogers and broccoli? Kids don’t eat broccoli!