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Handicap Golf – A guy about to tee off was approached by a man who…

Astronaut Booty Call… Seal – Please let me seal off your O-ring.

Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Break It Up – Yo’ Mama is so fat, when…

“Three wishes,” the genie says.”First wish,” the stoner grins, “let’s smoke a joint.” They do.Then,…

Clinton and Titanic – Q: What’s the difference between Bill Clinton and the Titanic? A:…

God’s Dead Dog – Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie, whose dog, Skipper,…