Equal Opportunity Gas

Yo’ Mama Is So Old… Air Moses – Yo’ Mama is so old, she wears…

Yankee – Q: What’s the definition of a Yankee? A: Same thing as a "quickie,"…

DUI Enforcement – One night, a police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy bar…

Clown Booty Call… Squirt – This plastic flower isn’t the only thing that’ll squirt you…

Mechanic Booty Call… Drill – Yes, that’s a pistol drill in my pants, and yes,…

So Blonde… "Soul Train" – She is so blonde, she thought she needed a token…