Equal Opportunity Gas

Robins in My Yard – I was walking home when I noticed a couple of…

Mommy & "Uncle" Frank – It’s Saturday morning and Bob’s just about to set off…

Blonde in a Leather Jacket – What do you call a blonde in a leather…

Yo’ Mama Is So Old… Titties Off – Yo’ Mama is so old, when I…

Marble – You’re as sharp as a marble.

Yo’ Mama Is So Nasty… Petting Zoo – Yo’ Mama is so nasty, the animals…