English Jesus

Clown Booty Call… Feet – You know what they say about big feet! Honk honk!

Mmmmmmmmmm… – How is a soyburger like a dildo? They”re both substitutes for meat.

I Am Confused. Really, Really Confused. – How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her…

Limey Penguin – A penguin walks into a bar and asks for a sandwich and…

Top Ten Caddy Comments – Golfer: "Think I’m going to drown myself in the lake."…

Bush got a coded message from Saddam – Bush got a coded message from Saddam.…