English Jesus

Golf LOFT – Three bad golfers were teeing off when they saw a pro walk…

Pirate Booty Call… Hook – How about if I set my hook on "vibrate?" Yar!

Dikfer – "Hey, there’s a dikfer on your forehead?" "A what?" "A dikfer." "What’s a…

Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… The Gym – Yo’ Mama is so fat, the only…

Little Johnny… Geometry – Teacher: "Little Johnny, give me a sentence using the word, ‘geometry.’"Little…

Male Disorientation – Q: Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize 1 egg?…