Elephant Physiology

Childless Psychics – Q: Why can’t psychics have children?A: Because their husbands have crystal balls.

Drink up – Q: What did the bartender say to his customers? A: Men, Viagra…

The Blonde and the Worm – Q: How does a blonde try to kill a…

Helisoft – A helicopter was flying around above Seattle when an electrical malfunction disabled all…

Mathematical Cows – Q: How do cows do mathematics?A: They use a cow-culator.

Sex Schedule – A young married couple maintains a strict sexual schedule. Every day, the…