Eating the Oldies

Yo’ Mama Is So Hairy… Tarzan – Yo’ Mama is so hairy, Tarzan couldn’t get…

Yo’ Mama’s Hair… Wilson – Yo’ Mama’s hair is so nasty, Wilson couldn’t pick it.

Pirate Booty Call… Hands – You’ll need both hands to hoist my main bow. Yar!

Zombie Booty Call… Sun – Did the sun come out, or did you just smile…

Three Hellos – A man comes home from work early to find his blonde wife…

I feel like chicken tonight – Why did George Bush cross the road? Beause his…