Eating a Mandarin

Wok and Roll – Q: What’s a wok?A: Something you throw at a wabbit.

A Close Shave and a Shine – A man walks into a barber shop and…

Broken Down – Once there was this man whose car broke down. He realized after…

Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Chocolate Milk – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she bleeds…

Sinful Conception – How do you get a nun pregnant? F**k her.

Breakfast in Bed – Why do drunks throw up in the sewer? So homeless people…