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Woman’s Watch – Q: How do you fix a woman’s watch?A: You don’t — there’s…

Yo mama’s so dumb… battery – Yo mama is so dumb she stuck a battery…

I like long walks on the beach – Two lions are walking along the beach.…

Osama Doesn’t Get Any – Why doesn’t Osama bin Laden have sex with his five…

Gourmet Booty Call… Stuffing – You look like you’d like some stuffing.

Exterminator Booty Call… Perfume – I couldn’t help but notice your perfume. Is that Chlordane…