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Lego my Legolas – Q: What Does Legolas feed his horse? A: Elf-elf-a

Elephant Tampon – Q: What does an elephant use as tampon? A: A sheep.

Dim Bulb – How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1,…

Height of Laziness – A boy lying on a naked girl waiting for an earthquake.