Dyslexic

Pressing Against – A married man goes to confessional and tells the priest, "I almost…

Sheepish – What do you call a West Virginian which a sheep under each arm?…

Oppressive Potato – Q: What do you get when you cross a penis and a…

Little Johnny Gives to the Sick – Little Johnny was in church with him mom…

Eating the Oldies – A: What does 70-year-old p***y taste like? A: Depends.

Viking Booty Call… Lips – Mmmmm… your lips taste like salted fish.