Dragons – A father has three daughters that are all getting married on the same day. He asks his oldest daughter, ”Who do you wish to marry? She says, ”Father, I wish to marry the man with three dragons on his chest.” He walks over to his second daughter and asks her the same question. She replies, ”Father, I wish to marry the man with two dragons on his chest.” He then goes to his youngest daughter and asks her the same thing: ”Who do you wish to marry?” She replies, ”I wish to marry the man with one draggin’ on the floor!”
