Dogs and Cats – A boy comes home one day and runs up to his mom. "What’s a bitch and a pussy?" "Well," Mom says, "a bitch is a female dog and a pussy is a cat." The boy thinks to himself that this doesn’t sound right since the other kids were calling each other that. So he goes to Dad. "What’s a bitch and a pussy?" Dad pulls out his Playboy and opens it to the centerfold. He draws a circle around the woman’s pussy. "Now that’s a pussy, son! And everything else is the bitch!"
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