Dog Crossing

Porcupines – Q: What do porcupines say after they kiss? A: Ouch.

Geek Booty Call… Sniffer – My sniffer wants to decode your packet.

Plumber Booty Call… Hole – I’ll only use rigid pipe in your rim holes.

Don’t Say It – Q: What’s one thing you don’t tell a vampire?A: Bite me.

Cross the Road… Turkey – Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?A: Because he…

Apple and Worm – Q: What did the apple say to the worm?A: You’re boring…