Dog Abilities

Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Doctor – Yo’ Mama is so ugly, when she was…

Blonde Drives a Stick – How can you tell if a blonde was trying to…

Mechanic Booty Call… Drill – Yes, that’s a pistol drill in my pants, and yes,…

Deer Tracks – Two gorgeous blonde biologists were in the field one fine summer day.…

Geek Booty Call… Google – Come on, I’m tired of Googling myself.

Yo’ Mama vs. Secondhand Dartboard – Q: What’s the difference between Yo’ Mama and a…