Discontinued Jelly Bean Flavors

Roses are red – Roses are red Violets are blue I’m schizophrenic And so am…

Walks Into a Bar… Mermaid Sex – An old man walks into a bar and…

Blonde – Contractor – There was a woman who wanted to repaint her house, so…

Peter Johansson: U.S. Customs Officers – They’re the only federal employee that I can think…

Lincoln Booty Call… Theater – Care to join me at the theater this evening?

A.J. Jamal: Don’t Trust Condoms – I don’t even trust condoms. I use trash bags…