Dirty Meal – A guy orders spaghetti in a restaurant. In the middle of eating he finds a hair in his food.He says to the waiter, "I’m not paying for this dirty meal," and walks out.The waiter watches the guy go into a whorehouse. The waiter waits about 10 minutes, bursts through the door and finds the guy with his face buried in p**sy.The waiter says, "You eat p**sy and complain about one hair in your spaghetti."The man replies, "Yeah, and if I find any spaghetti in this p**sy, I’m not paying for it either."
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