Dirty Knees

Definition of Agony – Agony: a one-armed man hanging off a cliff with itchy balls.

Zombie Booty Call… CPR – I hope you know CPR, ’cause you’re taking my breath…

Wee Jimmy’s Poker – Little Jimmy had become a real nuisance while the men tried…

Phone Job – A blonde goes to an international message center to call her mother.…

Elderly Marriage and Medical Past – Two elderly folks in a nursing home wanted to…

Doughboy – What do you get when the Pillsbury Doughboy bends over? Dough Nuts!