Definition of a Chauvinist Pig

Astronaut Booty Call… Seal – Please let me seal off your O-ring.

Holiday Feast – A woman walks into a tattoo parlor. She gets into the chair…

Bimbo Joke – How does a blonde turn the light on after having sex. She…

Salesman: A New One, Really – A travelling salesman’s car breaks down in the middle…

Hypertext is Funny! – Why do they call it hyper text? Too much JAVA.

Men ‘n’ Lightbulbs – How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?…