Deadbeat in a Bar – A man walked into a bar on a slow night and sat down. After a few minutes, the bartender asked him if he wanted a drink. He replied, "No thanks. I don’t drink. I tried it once, but I didn’t like it." So the bartender said, "Well, would you like a cigarette?" But the man said, "No thanks. I don’t smoke. I tried it once, but I didn’t like it." The bartender asked him if he’d like to play a game of pool, and again the man said, "No thanks. I don’t like pool. I tried it once, but I didn’t like it. As a matter of fact, I wouldn’t be here at all, but I’m waiting for my son." The bartender said, "Your only son, I’m guessing."
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Deadbeat in a Bar
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