Dead Penis – Mr. Jones was an old man with Alzheimer’s who lived in a nursing home. One day he came out of his room, tracked down the nearest nurse, and said, "My penis is dead!" The nurse kindly replied, "I’m sorry to hear that, Mr. Jones, but it happens all the time with men your age." The very next day, Mr. Jones came out of his room with his penis sticking out of his pants and wandered up and down the hall. The same nurse saw him and said, "Mr. Jones, I thought you told me that your penis was dead." He said, "I did – but today is the viewing."
Tuesday, November 5
Dead Penis
Dirty Jokes
1 Min Read
Tag cloud
Just In
Doctor Jokes
elderly men
postman's last day
politics
cats
irish
Opinion
dogs
Lawyer Jokes
ass jokes
Car Jokes
Celebrity
Yo' Mama
Something Funny
baby doll
flat tire
food
genie
cat scan
blonde jokes
police
animal jokes
work jokes
Types of sex
flight for Toronto
funny jokes
Yo mama so ugly
mailbox joke
travel jokes
mailman
Picks
Country Marriage
Economy
Science
stoner
Cross the Road
insults
Chief Samurai
Childbirth simulator
first job
putin
More Jokes
The Truth About Baseball – Why did the professional baseball player cross the road? Because…
I Can Tell This Job Sucks Already – Boss (to the new employee): We are…
The State of Lawyers – Q: Why does New Jersey have all the toxic waste…
Y2K Nostalgia – Boris Yeltsin, Bill Clinton, and Bill Gates were invited on the eve…
Gourmet Booty Call… Stuffing – You look like you’d like some stuffing.
Raggedy Ann and the Pillsbury Doughboy – Q: What do you get when you put…
Subscribe to Updates
Get the latest creative Jokes from jokesaz.com about doctors, lawyers and politics.
© 2024 Jokesaz. Designed by JokesAZ.