Dead Ant – Q: What did the elephant say when it saw a dead ant?A: DEAD ANT, DEAD ANT, DEAD ANT.Q: What did the elephant say when it saw a live ant?A: It stepped on the ant and then said, "DEAD ANT, DEAD ANT."
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