D.A.M.

German Vasoline – What do you call Vasoline in German? Vienerschlide.

Sexist Pig Joke – Why do women have legs? So they can get from the…

Rejection Education – After an hour of gathering up his courage, a shy guy finally…

Alien Booty Call… Heart – You’ve stolen my heart. Luckily, I have three more.

Bumpy Car Ride – There were three guys in a car. One driving, the other…

Old Lady Shakes – An old woman goes in to a sex shop, shaking. "Sir,"…