Corporate Booty Call… Takeaway

Mariah’s Ups & Downs – Mariah Carey’s got so much shaft, even elevators are jealous…

Classic Booty Call… Body – If I said you had a beautiful body, would you…

Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… High-Five – Yo’ Mama so fat, I can stand on…

Inconvenient Flowers – A blonde and a brunette walk past a flower shop and see…

6.9 – What is 6.9? A really great thing ruined by a damn period.

Turtle Soup – A waitress walks up to a man to take his order. "I’d…