Corporate Booty Call… Hard Work

Motivational Speaker Booty Call… Risks – Take risks! Take challenges! Take your clothes off!

God Gots Jokes – A man climbs to the top of Mt. Sinai and gets…

Astronaut Booty Call… Rock – Baby, I’ll rock your world so hard it’ll put Pluto…

Jungle Gaiety – What do you call a sex-crazed gay cannibal? A head hunter!

Perverted Parrot – Q: What does a perverted parrot say?A: Polly want a rim job.

Actual School Excuse Notes – These are excuse notes from parents (with their original spelling)…