Contractor Booty Call… Nail Gun

Yo mama’s so dumb… battery – Yo mama is so dumb she stuck a battery…

South Park – Q: What county in Ireland hates "South Park?" A: Killkenny.

The Engineer and the Frog – An engineer crosses a road when a frog calls…

Blonde’s Fav Blonde Joke – What’s brown and black and blue all over? A brunette…

Bar: Thirsty Cowboy – A cowboy bursts into a bar and says to the bartender,…

Pregnant Dairy Queen – Q: How did Dairy Queen get pregnant? A: Burger King forgot…