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Porkin’ – What’s green and smells like pork? Kermit’s finger.

Viking Booty Call… Tundra – Hey baby, let me warm your frozen tundra.

Little Old Lady’s Banking Wager – A little old lady walks into the Bank of…

Choking Victim – While eating at their favorite diner, two Texans hear an awful choking…

Gay Dinosaur – Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Megasoreass.

Zombie Booty Call… The Dead – You wanna see the Grateful Dead? Come home with…