Comeback Before You Leave

Eagles and Weasels – Eagles may soar but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines.

Polish Frogmen – Why don’t Polish people kill frogs? Because it’s their national bird.

The Blonde and Her Melons – This blonde was walking down a road carrying a…

Yo’ Mama Is So Poor… Garbage Can – Yo’ Mama is so poor, I sat…

Yo’ Mama Is So Skinny… Fruit Loop – Yo’ Mama is so skinny, she can…

Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Boogie Man – Yo’ Mama is so ugly, even the…