Clown joke: read at own risk – There once was a little kid named Billy who loved clowns. I mean LOVED them. He had posters of them all over his wall and pictures of them everywhere. One day his parents took him to the Circus to see all of the clowns. He was so excited! He never saw one up close before! In the middle of the show, a tiny little car came out and out came 20 clowns! He was cheering so loud he couldn’t speak for a couple minutes. Just then, the Leader of the Clowns took a microphone and asked for a volunteer. Billy raised his hand and shouted ”Me! Me!” The clown looked around and said ”You!” as he pointed at Billy. He was so happy! Billy joined the clown on the floor. The clown looked down at him and asked, ”Are you the horse’s nose?” Billy said ”No…” ”Are you the horse’s ears?” ”No…” Then the clown got an evil look in his eye as he said ”Then you must be the horse’s ass!” The whole tent shook with laughter, and Billy cried his eyes out. He couldn’t believe a clown made fun of him like that! He swore revenge! Billy grew up, he went to college, got a job, got married, and had a few kids, but still never forgot what that clown did to him. One morning he saw an ad in the paper for the same circus, and decided to go. He knew the PERFECT insult to get him back! When he told his wife and kids he was going his kids asked if they could goto the circus with him. He calmly said ”No. Daddy has something he needs to do there.” In the middle of the show, a little car came out and out came about 20 clowns. The crowd cheered, except for Billy. The Leader of the Clowns took a microphone. It was the same Clown! Billy was so excited that he could now get revenge! The clown asked for a volunteer. Billy calmly raised his hand. The clown picked him! Billy joined the clown on the floor. The clown said ”Are you the horse’s nose?” Billy stayed calm and said ”No.” The clown asked ”Are you the horse’s ears?” Billy replied ”No.” Then the clown said ”Then you must be the horse’s ass!” Billy knew his time had come. As the crowd laughed and everyone cheered, his anger grew. Now was the time for revenge. He looked deep into the clown’s eyes and said… ”F**k you, Clown.”
Thursday, March 6
Clown joke: read at own risk
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