Clocks in Heaven – A guy dies and goes to heaven. His tour guide starts to show him around the whole place; the tennis courts, the main lobby, when they come upon a room full of clocks. Some are going fast, some slow and some normal. "What’s with all the clocks?" the guy asks his tour guide. "Each clock is for each person on earth. Every time they tell a lie, their clock goes faster," he said. Well that makes sense the guy thought to himself. Just then he noticed a clock on the ceiling going tremendously fast, and much faster than all the others. "What’s that?" the guy said pointing to the ceiling. "Oh, that’s George W Bush’s clock. We use it as a fan."
Tuesday, November 5
Clocks in Heaven
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