Clinton Puts His Two Bucks In – One day Bill Clinton decides to go on a jog. While jogging he sees a hooker on the street corner and she says “Five bucks for a blowjob.” Bill says, “I’ll give you two dollars.”The hooker says no and Bill shrugs and continues jogging. The next day he goes for another jog and sees the same hooker. Again she says “Five bucks for a blowjob,” but Bill says no — $2. She says no and Bill laughs and keeps jogging. The next day, Hillary goes with Bill on his jog and he passes hooker once again. The hooker looks over at Hillary and says, “You see what you get for two bucks?”
Thursday, March 6
Clinton Puts His Two Bucks In
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