Classic Booty Call… Thief

Yo’ Mama Is So Old… Jesus – Yo’ Mama is so old, she’s got a…

Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Back Scratcher – Yo’ Mama is so fat, her back…

Dead Penis – Mr. Jones was an old man with Alzheimer’s who lived in a…

Astronaut Booty Call… Launch – Much like a shuttle launch, my rocket also comes in…

Blow Job Etiquette – –First and foremost, we are not obligated to do it. –Extension…

Gay Guy on the Airplane – Q: What do you call a gay guy on…