Classic Booty Call… Phone Number

The Mortician’s Big Discovery – While examining the the body of Mr. Schwartz, a mortician…

Classic Booty Call… Eyes – The only thing your eyes haven’t told me is your…

Astronaut Booty Call… Giant – You’re not a gas giant, are you?

Yo’ Mama’s Hair… Principal – Yo’ Mama’s hair is so full of dandruff, when she…

Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Mice – Yo’ Mama is so ugly, she makes the…

The Midget – Did you hear about the midget that went into the whorehouse? He…