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Political Bookmarks – Q: Why don’t politicians use bookmarks?A: Because they prefer to bend pages.

Wheelchair Driving – Ethel loves to charge around the nursing home in her wheelchair. Due…

Designated drunkard – Rednecks don’t let friends drive home drunk, they get drunk and ride…

Ugly Kid – Q: What sexual position makes for ugly children?A: Ask your mom.

Homeward Blonde – How do you keep a blonde at home? Build a circular driveway.

40′ Long and Stinky – What is 40 feet long and smells like urine? Line…