Christmas Blondes

Bad Drivers – There’s a senior citizen driving on the highway. His wife calls him…

Pirate Booty Call… Timber – Come home with me and let’s shiver me timber. Yar!

Pirate Booty Call… Rat – My rat wants to infest yer leather satchel! Yar!

Broiled TP – Do you know how to cook toilet paper? Brown it on one…

Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Black Hole – Yo’ Mama is so fat, NASA used…

Beware the Blonde Terrorist – Did you hear about the blonde that tried to blow…