Choosing a Wife – A man had to choose one of his three girlfriends to marry. He decided to give each one $5,000 and see how they spent it.The first one got a makeover with the money. She told the man, "I spent the money to look prettier for you because I love you so much."The second one bought new golf clubs and a television. She said, "I bought these gifts for you because I love you so much."The third one invested the money in the stock market, doubled her investment, returned the $5000 to the man and reinvested the rest. She said, "I am investing the rest of the money for our future because I love you so much."The man thought long and hard about how each of the women spent the money. He finally decided to marry the one with the biggest tits.
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Choosing a Wife
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