Children’s Books That Didn’t Make It

Beware the Blonde Terrorist – Did you hear about the blonde that tried to blow…

Yo’ Mama Is So Poor… Kick the Can – Yo’ Mama is so poor, I…

Careerist – "What do you want to be when you grow up?" "A doctor?" "And…

Blonde Brushing Hair – Q: What did the blonde do after she brushed her hair?…

P. Diddy on a Diet – What dessert doesn’t Puff Daddy/P. Diddy eat any more?…

Corporate Booty Call… Hard Work – I see you’ve been noticing my hard work.